Wednesday, June 12, 2013
The Dictionary of Insult and Sarcasm
Faggot, Fart smeller, Dickhead, Buttpirate, Douchnoozle, Jackass, Shut your cockholster!,,Wanker, Dumbshit, Fudge packer, Shitbag, Pissant, Shithead, Son of a bitch, Twat, Horsefucker, Ho bag, Clitsquiggle, Puff, Dickhead, Douchebag, Asshat, Asshole, Cocksucker, Dipshit, Pussy, Motherfucker, Cum dumpster, Gaywad, Skank, Bastard, Niggerfaggot, Ball licker, Thunder cunt, Prick, Slut, Whore, Turd sandwich, Jive turkey, Go fuck yourself!, Dumbass, Fucktard.
-If your vagina had a password, it would be "password"
-Girls who say, "a lot of
guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract
-No i'm not mean, i just tend
not to give a fuck.
-Before you “assume” try this
crazy method called “asking”, you slut...
-Your opinion is irrelevant
because you're a cunt
-I know you tried you had a
cute laugh, but instead you sound like a retarded seal, clapping hands like that.
-You're not fat, you're
just.. easier to see.
-Silly teenagers, babys are
for adults. Why you have one?!
-I'm sorry I
offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew it.
- Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think
it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
-And by "whatever"
I mean fuck you!
-Fuck excuses, learn to admit
when you fuck up.
-Life is better when you shut
your fucking mouth up.
-Oh, I didn't tell you? Must
have been none of your fucking business.
-"You look tired"
is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit.
-I'm sorry, what language are
you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.
-No I wasn't ignoring you at
all. I had to go walk my unicorn, really.
-You’re not fat. Your stomach
-Oh, you’re good at math?
Well, only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons, and nobody asks what
the hell is wrong with you.
-You think your life is hard?
Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and
can't get up. Fuck your problems.
-11 year old kids making Facebook,
Twitter, and Path accounts. The fuck you gonna update about?! "Just
leaving day care, about to go play kitten outside."
-Oh your phone is protected?
What the fuck do you have? Nuclear launch codes?
-I don't hate you, it's just,
if you were on fire... I would roast a corn. You knew I like ‘jagung bakar’,
-I'm not saying I hate you.
I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would probably be the one
-I dont hate you. I just hope
your next period happens in a shark tank.
-I don’t hate you. I just
look at you sometimes and think, "That's the sperm that won?"
-Money doesn't buy happiness?
Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's
impossible to be sad on a jet ski. Open your fucking mind before your mouth.
-How to lose weight: Turn
your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise
whenever offered food, you fat piece of shit.
-Always follow your heart.
Your brain is stupid as fuck.
-Running away doesnt help you
with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
-I'm sick of bitches,
bitching about other bitches being bitches.
-To my ex-math teacher, I'm
still waiting for the day that I will actually use x + y +8 [(x + 2y ? = a-z] +
2x + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y -5Z = k= 9 in real life.
-Shit happens. I mean, look
-When someone tells you to,
"expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they
-Sorry, I can't hangout. My
uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet
goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
-The woman who invented the
phrase, “All guys are the same.” Was a black woman who lost her boyfriend in a
crowd in Zimbabwe
-I heard she was born naked,
-Aw, virgins? That’s just a tale, like unicorn and mermaid.
That's all. Are they bad? Really? Like i give a fuck...
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